What has the fact that you have been to the UK got to do with anything?
World travel broadens one's perspectives don't you think? I agree with you when you say, "the research required to write a 2000 word quality essay cannot be easily completed in a day." No one ever said it was easy -- that's why they call it "work.".
In truth, I may have been exaggerating (I was estimating), but a couple of 5- or 10-page papers a day is common and I've been doing it for a long, long time. It may not be 10,200 satisfied clients; I may "just" have half that many but that's still enough to substantiate my claim of "thousands and thousands."
For the record, I've also lived in Thailand, South Korea, Vietnam and Belgium. Join the Army -- see the world!