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professor verb's word for the day

Nov 1, 2013
noun plural:

those well versed in computer use and technology

"He thinks he's one of the digerati because he had a blog in 1997!"
wordsies  EssayChatOct 31, 2013
Don't be like Carlos -- Don't let this happen to you!!

Damn Prof, now I want to order a paper from you.

you'd better not touch him...

Oct 30, 2013
Here to help finish your ... fiance


stand back...

Oct 29, 2013
Payment is $ 3-$ 4 per page of 300 words.

I spit on a penny a word.

that hurts

Oct 29, 2013

Guess nobody told me about the new calendar
jasonoliver152  EssayChatOct 29, 2013
I am seeking academic writers. Payment is $ 3-$ 4 per page of 300 words. Payment is done on every Fridays via paypal.

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Oct 29, 2013
I am seeking academic writers. Payment is $ 3-$ 4 per page of 300 words. Payment is done on every Fridays via paypal.

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professor verb's word for the day

Oct 27, 2013
cocklaphobia (noun):

A fear of hats or headgear, what is under them, or of wearing them.

"Suffering from cocklaphobia, Jack did not want to serve in the military because headgear was required and soldiers scared the bejabbers out of him anyway."

i've had my eye on a large geode down at the rock shop...

Oct 24, 2013
send me your request

It's the big one from Brazil with one large crystal in the middle on the top shelf. The guy will know which one. Thanks!

or until you see two hats ...

Oct 24, 2013
Drink whiskey until it all goes away!

Also known as the "two-hats" method: Supplies needed: a four-poster bed, a bottle of whiskey and one hat. The cure: Hang your hat on the bedpost at the foot of your bed. Get into the bed and drink whiskey until you see two hats! Time required: Depends on weight and rate of consumption; generally, 30-60 minutes. Pregnant women, under-aged individuals, and those with a fear of hats ("cocklaphobia"*) should not use this alternative.
My next word for the day...

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 23, 2013

1. present, appearing, or found everywhere: "Today, computers are ubiquitous in most countries, but there are some places in the world where ownership and access to computers are limited."

*This is the most-frequently searched definition on the Internet today so learn this one good, kids!
99Essays@gmail. com  EssayChatOct 21, 2013
Littoral: adjective

Not to be confused with figgorative.

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 21, 2013
Littoral: adjective

1. of, relating to, or situated on the shore of the sea or a lake: "the littoral states of the Indian Ocean"

hey mods...

Oct 21, 2013
How about including "like" and "dislike" buttons and counters for posts and ads? You wouldn't have to call it "like" to avoid any infringement issue with YouKnowWhoBook; you could call it, say, "+" or "-" or ":-)" or ":-(" and everyone would know what it meant.

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 19, 2013
ululate (one of my favorites -- fun to say and it's fun to howl like a dog -- you guys* know what I mean):

[uhl-yuh-leyt, yool-]
verb** (used without object), ul·u·lat·ed, ul·u·lat·ing.
1. to howl, as a dog or a wolf; hoot, as an owl.

*Women may prefer to hoot like an owl over howling like a dog or wolf, but I don't know. Any votes? Mrs. Verb voted "owl."
**That's me!

the indians call it "maize" ...

Oct 18, 2013
verb's funny/corny ratio = 1/1000


i can beat that...

Oct 14, 2013
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Oct 14, 2013
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it depends...

Oct 11, 2013
paste years

Usually age 3 to 6 years, I'd say.

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Oct 10, 2013
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Oct 9, 2013
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Oct 9, 2013
Professor Verb doesn't write just the paper. Professor Verb *is* the paper.
99Essays@gmail. com  EssayChatOct 7, 2013
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Oct 7, 2013
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Oct 6, 2013
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