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hey mods...

Oct 21, 2013
How about including "like" and "dislike" buttons and counters for posts and ads? You wouldn't have to call it "like" to avoid any infringement issue with YouKnowWhoBook; you could call it, say, "+" or "-" or ":-)" or ":-(" and everyone would know what it meant.

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 19, 2013
ululate (one of my favorites -- fun to say and it's fun to howl like a dog -- you guys* know what I mean):

[uhl-yuh-leyt, yool-]
verb** (used without object), ul·u·lat·ed, ul·u·lat·ing.
1. to howl, as a dog or a wolf; hoot, as an owl.

*Women may prefer to hoot like an owl over howling like a dog or wolf, but I don't know. Any votes? Mrs. Verb voted "owl."
**That's me!

the indians call it "maize" ...

Oct 18, 2013
verb's funny/corny ratio = 1/1000


i can beat that...

Oct 14, 2013
You will get a free cookie with each 148th order

I offer a FREE paper of any size (up to 50 pages) for every 100th order! And a tee-shirt with Professor Verb's very own professorial picture for new clients!! Don't miss out!! These are collectibles!! Gotta move these tee-shirts -- I've got boxes of 'em. I'm wearing one right now!!! Available in small, medium, large and really big. Blue or red. For everyone else, these make great Christmas gifts or buy one for your dog (no cats -- I hate cats*).
*Does not apply to potential clients

live bait, dog sitting, psychic readings?

Oct 14, 2013
Whatever you need ...


it depends...

Oct 11, 2013
paste years

Usually age 3 to 6 years, I'd say.

my ad in "gangsta" (thanks to gizoogle)

Oct 10, 2013
i won't guarantee yo' grade ....

... but I'ma guarantee yo' satisfaction.

Contact Pimp Verb fo' all yo' academic research n' freestylin needs. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been freestylin fo' mo' than 43 muthaf*****' years n' done been a gangbangin' full-time academic thug since 1998. In truth, I have probably freestyled mo' academic projects than any suckas up in tha bidnizz todizzle.

My f****** clients:

* benefit from mah subscription ta Questia n' access ta EBSCO fo' peer-reviewed n' scholarly sources
* receive tha copyright ta they project
* is treated professionally wit confidentiality
* is tha best
* graduate

Ten cents per word. Y'all KNOW dat s***, mutha*****! Discounts available fo' actizzle duty military/veterans (please inquire), firefighters, repeat clients n' larger assignments.

Payment up in advizzle by PizzlePal only please (I gots a verified account). Thousandz n' thousandz of satisfied clients (really).

"Pimp Verb," PizzlePay" and "full-time academic thug" made me laugh...

i've gone through so much paper in my career...

Oct 9, 2013
Professor Verb *is* the paper.

... the trees tremble when I walk through the forest.
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the truth

Oct 9, 2013
Professor Verb doesn't write just the paper. Professor Verb *is* the paper.
99Essays@gmail. com  EssayChatOct 7, 2013
Maybe it's "a" grade, as in any grade :)

Heck, even I could guarantee that.

that's impossible ...

Oct 7, 2013
We guarantee you grade A papers

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Oct 7, 2013
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looking for graphics for your powerpoint project?

Oct 6, 2013
Visit Professor Verb's Compendium of Zany Pictures at -- dozens of categorized, school-related graphics available, copyright free.

is anyone safe now?

Oct 4, 2013
"brand-name" writers from the USA



Oct 4, 2013
articulate and diligent

or... "diliculate"?

sage advice...

Oct 2, 2013
I would recommend NOT paying drastically less than this if you are expecting original work of a premium standard - you would be playing with fire.

"Playing with fire":

"Used primarily to advise someone against a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for themselves or others around them" (Urban Dictionary).

"Fig. to do something dangerous or risky. (Usually playing with fire.) Be careful with that knife! You are playing with fire! If you mess with Max, you are playing with ..." (Free Dictionary).

"You're playing with fire if you're involved in an activity that could be dangerous, or could lead to problems in the future. For example:

--You're really playing with fire if you have loaded guns in the house, especially if there are kids around.

--Suzie says that if someone with mental or emotional problems smokes marijuana, they're playing with fire. She says it can make these problems much worse" (The English Club).

And then there's the bed-wetting issue:

"Freud (1905/1968) noted that it was common to warn children that playing with fire would lead to them wet the bed" (Heath, Hardesty & Goldfine, 1984, p. 274).

There's also Wikipedia's entry for Japanese superstitions:

"If you play with fire, you will wet your bed. (It makes children become aware of the danger of fire."

So remember kids, you get what you pay for and don't play with fire.
SRS  EssayChatOct 2, 2013
I would recommend NOT paying drastically less than this if you are expecting original work of a premium standard - you would be playing with fire.

very true.

burrito song

Oct 1, 2013
Burritos are good,
Burritos are tasty,
their divine flavor,
does not fade.
Burritos are my food,
my heavenly delight,
I just want to die,
If I don't have a burrito,

one last poem from professorverb

Oct 1, 2013
Write short poems about life and burritos

Roses are red,
Life is too short,
I wish I had more time,
for burritos to snort.

the longest sentence in the english language ...

Sep 30, 2013
I do.

... for married men.

what am i offered?

Sep 29, 2013
We can also trade comic books.

I have a complete set of Jonny Quest and the first ten Conan the Barbarians and 90 percent of the first 200 (great cover art work in these). Also, about 1,000 original print Donald Ducks and Uncle Scrooges (Carl Barks is my hero). Will trade for ATV or anything dangerous.

wrong target?

Sep 29, 2013
It shouldn't be a big problem considering that there's shortage of skilled labor, while on the other hand, all advanced countries are suffering from zero population growth.

as the saying goes:

Sep 29, 2013
I do.

To each his own, to each his own.
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as long as they put they money in my paypal ...

Sep 29, 2013
call me biased, but I don't service Satan worshippers

I do.

true enough

Sep 29, 2013
 not funny

Especially if there's a zombie apocalypse!

i was a screaming eagle once ...

Sep 29, 2013
the sneaking eagles

"Air Assault, sir!"

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