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3.1. The identification of two subject areas, identified during 2, which would be of benefit to the managers your organisation.
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professor verb's word for the day

Jan 4, 2015
solecism

noun

: an ungrammatical combination of words in a sentence; also : a minor error in speech

: something that deviates from the proper, normal, or accepted order

: a breach of decorum or etiquette

"Sharp-eyed teachers don't let any solecisms from careless students slip past them."
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professor verb's word for the day

Dec 24, 2014
yule

noun

: Christmas or the Christmas season, especially as traditionally celebrated in Northern Europe and North America with customs stemming in part from pagan celebrations of the winter solstice.

"Yule is when the dark half of the year relinquishes to the light half. Starting the next morning at sunrise, the sun climbs just a little higher and stays a little longer in the sky each day. Known as Solstice Night, or the longest night of the year, much celebration was to be had as the ancestors awaited the rebirth of the Oak King, the Sun King, the Giver of Life that warmed the frozen Earth and made her to bear forth from seeds protected through the fall and winter in her womb. Bonfires were lit in the fields, and crops and trees were 'wassailed' with toasts of spiced cider." -- Yule Lore @ http://www.egreenway.com/months/mondec.htm
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Dec 16, 2014
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Hi,

i need a model exam answers for the coming exam during January. The module is "Taxation: Policy and Practice". This is an undergraduate degree program. I need around 1000-1500 words.

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Dec 11, 2014
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country flags

Dec 9, 2014
Are the flags supposed to indicate where the writer is located or where they hail from? I am wondering how an ENL writer would differential themselves if living overseas?
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Dec 9, 2014
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professor verb's word for the day

Dec 9, 2014
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noun

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professor verb's word for the day

Nov 21, 2014
leitmotif (or leitmotiv)

: noun

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ProfessorVerb  

i had some time to think about this ...

Nov 16, 2014
Dude, you should never mention (even to your own wife and children) you were in Vietnam.

Why? I'm VERY proud of my military service. I was the only house on my block with an American flag flying on 9-10-01. My wife is an Army brat and wouldn't have married me otherwise, and my daughters love me anyway. All my grandsons think I'm a cold-blooded killer and tell all their friends so.

I had plenty of company: "The U.S. Census Bureau (2004) reports there are 8.2 million 'Vietnam Era Veterans.' Of these 2.59 million are reported to have served 'in country.' More than 58,000 U.S. military personnel died as a result of the conflict"* (including some good friends of mine).

*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_veteran

Our Secretary of State is a Vietnam vet: "Shortly before he graduated from Yale University, Secretary Kerry enlisted to serve in the United States Navy, and went on to serve two tours of duty. He served in combat as a Swift Boat skipper patrolling the rivers of the Mekong Delta, returning home from Vietnam with a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple Hearts."*

*state.gov/r/pa/ei/biog/203657.htm

Plenty of other (smart -- not stupid) people are Vietnam vets:

Al Gore, Fred Smith (founder and president of Federal Express), Colin Powell, John McCain, Craig Venter (famed for being the first to map the human genome)*

*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_veteran

You were scammed (unless you're too stupid) into going to war. It was just an exercise ordered by the US military complex and banks to test the weapons and to waste tax payers' money.

The Vietnam War was the last American war with conscription.*

*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_veteran

You either not an American or you're too young to remember the draft or both, but many of the young men that went to Vietnam didn't have a choice. Sure, they could have gone to Canada ("Canadian immigration statistics show that 20,000 to 30,000 draft-eligible American men came to Canada as immigrants during the Vietnam era"*) or dodged the draft in other ways ("some notable US figures avoided the draft as students such as Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, and Dick Cheney"**), but most of us just went and tried to stay alive long enough to get the hell out of there. That was my strategy and by the time I left, I was the youngest staff sergeant in the U.S. Army and making good money so I reenlisted for 5 years for the fat reenlistment bonus and an assignment to Thailand. This was a Very Smart Thing To Do*** -- Thailand rocked.

*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft_evasion
**en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_and_the_Vietnam_War
***IMHO

[quote[Hopefully before you die you'll realize how much damage your 'war' caused in the name of absolutely nothing.[/quote]"Some would argue that the Vietnam War was fought to send a message to the United States' communist rivals."* (I believe this, but it was a mistake from the beginning for sure.)

humanities360.com/index.php/what-the-vietnam-war-achieved-8602/

America was not threatened by Vietnam and the Gulf of Tonkin incident was a joke created by your own generals.

I'm assuming you feel the same way about all the wars after World War II, including the Persian Gulf wars, where America was not directly threatened:

Korean War
(1950 "1953)
Part of the Cold War

Vietnam War
(1955 "1975)
Part of the Cold War and Indochina Wars

Bay of Pigs Invasion
(1961)
Part of the Cold War

Cuban missile crisis
(1962)
Part of the Cold War

Dominican Civil War
(1965)
Part of the Cold War

American occupation of the Dominican Republic
(1965 "1966)
Part of the Cold War

First Gulf of Sidra incident
(1981)
Invasion of Grenada
(1983)
Part of the Cold War

American occupation in the Gulf of Sidra
(1986)
Operation El Dorado Canyon
(1986)
Second Gulf of Sidra incident
(1989)
Invasion of Panama
(1989 "1990)
Gulf War
(1990 "1991)
Unified Task Force
(1992 "1993)
Bosnian War
(1993 "1995)
Part of the Yugoslav Wars

Operation Uphold Democracy
(1994 "1995)
Kosovo War
(1998 "1999)
Part of the Yugoslav Wars*

*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

That's a lot of war, huh? Are all of the veterans who participated in these wars stupid, or just the Vietnam vets? Or just me? I'm curious.

If you, after so many years, still believe in the bullsh|it fed by the state you have no business writing academic essays; you are unable to connect simple facts (despite tons of relevant research materials available).

I didn't see any endorsement of the Vietnam war in my ad, only a mention of my military experience as being relevant to my background. I was surprised and baffled a little, though, by your hateful and vulgar attack (especially on Veterans Day*). Since I've been doing this full-time for 16+ years now, I guess I'm doing something right.**

**Remember: "I write it right with all my might!"
ProfessorVerb  

t.r. said it too...

Nov 15, 2014
depending with the urgency.

"Hasten forward quickly there!"
ProfessorVerb  

thank you for your feedback...

Nov 11, 2014
If you, after so many years, still believe in the bullsh|it fed by the state you have no business writing academic essays; you are unable to connect simple facts (despite tons of relevant research materials available).

We value your opinion.
NoBrainer  

unable to connect simple facts

Nov 11, 2014
Seven years of military experience (one-year combat tour in Vietnam and 3 years as General Alexander M. Haig's personal secretary when he was NATO commander)

Dude, you should never mention (even to your own wife and children) you were in Vietnam. You were scammed (unless you're too stupid) into going to war. It was just an exercise ordered by the US military complex and banks to test the weapons and to waste tax payers' money. Hopefully before you die you'll realize how much damage your 'war' caused in the name of absolutely nothing. America was not threatened by Vietnam and the Gulf of Tonkin incident was a joke created by your own generals.

If you, after so many years, still believe in the bullsh|it fed by the state you have no business writing academic essays; you are unable to connect simple facts (despite tons of relevant research materials available).
wordsies  

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Nov 9, 2014
I specialise in longer pieces

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