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where do i begin?

Nov 12, 2013
Not sure what hazards you face

1. Internet/power outages.
2. Bears in your backyard (well, just one so far).
3. Resentful "essay widows."
4. Unpredictability of the work flow.
5. The Man.
6. Product failure (my new desk chair from Sam's Club collapsed when I sat down in it recently, sending me backwards to the floor, barely missing one of my auxiliary dogs serving as nighttime writing buddy).
7. Spiders.
8. Clients From Hell.

Feel free to add your own personal "hazards" to this brief list.

professor verb's word for the day

Nov 12, 2013
I see so many people get this one wrong (the same thing with "unique" -- tomorrow's word for the day):



1. perceptible by touch.

"The atmosphere of neglect and abandonment was almost tangible."

plural noun: tangibles

1. a thing that is perceptible by touch.

"The $100 tip was tangible proof of the homeowner's gratitude for the young man's extra hard work on his lawn."
P-hizzle  EssayChatNov 11, 2013
Not sure what hazards you face....low pay shouldn't be a problem, either, unless you have a head for writing but no business aptitude.
99Essays@gmail. com  EssayChatNov 10, 2013
the low-paying, hazardous jobs that most Americans avoid

Is it really necessary to discuss the essay industry in this intro?

for what it's worth...

Nov 10, 2013
i need help trying to write an intro to my compare and contrast essay. The topic is : Illegal immigrants affect our economy in a good/bad way." Please help me to write an intro, example would be very helpful! :)

There is no disagreement that there are millions of illegal aliens already in the United States, and more try to cross the borders every day. There is considerable disagreement, though. concerning the effects these illegal aliens are having on the U.S. economy and American society. On the one hand, advocates of tougher immigration laws cite the enormous drain on scarce social services such as healthcare and education that is caused by millions of illegal aliens. On the other hand, critics of existing immigration laws argue that the overwhelming majority of illegal aliens are honest and hard-working, that these workers perform the low-paying, hazardous jobs that most Americans avoid, and that illegal aliens pay their fair share of taxes in the process. ...

Maybe that will help get you started (don't use those exact words since a plagiarism-detection service would pick them up in here).

professor verb's word for the day

Nov 9, 2013
Send 'em running for their dictionaries with this one!



: laborious or intensive study; also : the product of such study" usually used in plural --

"The historical archives of the university even include handwritten lucubrations from Thomas Jefferson."


Nov 9, 2013
you don't suffer... from a dangling participle.

Ever since I hit 60 ...

clearly you don't suffer...

Nov 9, 2013
...from a dangling participle.

not only that...

Nov 9, 2013
I can still split an infinitive.
P-hizzle  EssayChatNov 8, 2013
After the last one moved out, Mrs. Verb said "No more!"

I hope you and Mrs. Verb are still able to conjugate every now and then...

because ...

Nov 8, 2013
Why not a verb

After the last one moved out, Mrs. Verb said "No more!"
Noun  EssayChatNov 7, 2013
professor verb's word


Why not a verb..

professor verb's word for the day

Nov 7, 2013

noun: comity; plural noun: comities

1. courtesy and considerate behavior toward others.
2. an association of nations for their mutual benefit.

"The Member States of the European Union must pledge comity and mutual trust to each other."
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if only ...

Nov 7, 2013
What a dope...

He could have avoided the entire problem by selecting a reliable writer from essaychat.

"do as i say, not as i do" category

Nov 7, 2013
From the Huffington Post:

"If allegations against George Mason University professor Edward Wegman -- author of the 2006 report which argued against global warming -- prove true, he will have to own up not only to having plagiarized close to one third of his study, but to having taken some of it straight from Wikipedia" (Professors Behaving Badly at: 234998&title=Edward_Wegman)

What a dope...
wordsies  EssayChatNov 6, 2013
i wonder what would happen if we started turning in papers re-written in gizoogle :D


Nov 6, 2013
fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah n****" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

by urban dictionary.....

Lol, just lol

my "halloween tale of term paper terror" in "gangsta" (thanks to gizoogle)...

Nov 6, 2013
Dat shiznit was a thugged-out dark n' stormy night* when Carlos found tha tiny crib all up in tha end of tha dirty back alley listed up in tha college newspaper ad. Y'all KNOW dat! "Research help," tha ad read, "at reasonable rates fo' realz. All topics." Ordinarily, Carlos skipped over tha adz up in tha back of "Student Viewz," his collegez off-campus "underground" newspaper yo, but he remembered seein some adz like dis one before n' now da thug was desperate.

His freshly smoked up biologizzle mackdaddy, Mista Muthafukin Grunge, had a stroke last year n' when he moonwalked back ta teach, da thug wasn't like tha same. Mista Muthafucin Grunge, fo' example, insisted dat amber came from volcanoes n' ridiculed a hustla whoz ass erected his ass by askin his ass if it didn't straight-up come from trees. Da manz teachin mobilitizzle was suffering, n' so was his hustlas.**+

When Mista Muthafucin Grunge assigned a gangbangin' final term paper, his crazy-ass *utha*uckin instructions was incomprehensible except fo' tha part dat holla'd, "This paper is worth 75 cement of yo' grade!!!" Carlos was sweatin it n' called tha number listed up in tha ad. Y'all KNOW dat ****, *utha*ucka! "Yeah?," holla'd tha voice on tha other end, "Whadyawant?" "Umm, I heard you helped hustlas write papers," Carlos holla'd hesitantly, n' added, "I need some help." Da voice on tha other end holla'd, "Sure, I can help ya out. Hook up me at 1533-1/2 End of Days Drive at midnight sharp fo' realz. Ask fo' Benny. Don't be late!" [CLICK]

Carlos pondered his options as he knocked on tha door of 1533-1/2 EOD Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. at precisely midnight, expectin da most thugged-out ****** but hopin fo' da bomb. When a hooded character wit a machete up in his hand opened tha door, Carlos holla'd, "I called earlier bout gettin' some help wit a research paper n' ****. Is you Benny?" Da was tha last mah playas eva saw of Carlos.*** Don't be like Carlos -- Don't let dis happen ta you, nahmean biiiatch?!

Contact Pimp Verb fo' all yo' academic research n' freestylin needs.**** No back alleys n' yo' satisfaction is guaranteed.

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*Everyonez peeped Snoopy typin dis openin yo, but dat shiznit was used fo' tha last time up in 1830 by Gangsta novelist Edward Bulwer-Lytton up in tha openin sentence of his 1830 novel Pizzle Clifford ( and_stormy_night).
**Based on a real-life experience by Pimp Verb, thereby provin dat "Those whoz ass can't, teach, n' dem playas whoz ass can't teach, teach college."
***Not a legit rap yo, but I guess it could be.
****If I can't help you wit a topic (it happens), I know other reputable n' trustworthy writas n' a leadin' essay company dat probably can.
+ I like this version better than my original.

what the hell?

Nov 5, 2013
Rates are fixed. $3 / 250 words.

$ 3/250 words:) Man you must be from Somalia

right you are dear fellow

Nov 5, 2013
Rates are fixed. $3 / 250 words.


Only experienced writers should apply.

Lol once more

thanks, rachel!

Nov 5, 2013

I think this is my favorite new word.
wordsies  EssayChatNov 5, 2013
125 pounds per 1000 words

Good luck with that!

professor verb's word for the day

Nov 4, 2013
epistemology (epis·te·mol·o·gy): noun

1. This is the study or a theory of the nature and grounds of knowledge, particularly with respect to its limits and validity.

2. It attempts to answer the fundamental question: what distinguishes true (adequate) knowledge from false (inadequate) knowledge?

3. Huh?

i've missed the crazy so much....

Nov 4, 2013
You are back with your obnoxious ego

Oh, come one, you know I'm charming.

well things have changed around here pheelyks

I know. Not nearly as much traffic as there was when I was posting regularly.

you don't get to push people around like you do on essayscam

How exactly did I "push people around" on an Internet forum? People argue with me, I argue back, they look like idiots, I get clients. I don't force anyone to do anything, the system just helps smart people and punishes morons.

U think your so good by having hundreds of threads

It's "you're," and I started very few threads on essayscam, actually. I comment a lot, I answer a lot of questions, but I probably only started about a dozen or so threads over the course of several years.

well try starting a thread here see what happens!!!

...there aren't separate threads here. I can't start one.

scam alert!!!!

Nov 4, 2013
I left this business for a time, but with recently made available (the scammer pretending to be me let it expire) I've decided to throw my hand in once more.

You are back with your obnoxious ego right, well things have changed around here pheelyks. Nowadays, you don't get to push people around like you do on essayscam. U think your so good by having hundreds of threads, well try starting a thread here see what happens!!!

this accuser won't even give you his/her name....

Nov 4, 2013
Check for this writer's history of fraud.

Yes. Please check essayscam for my post history under the names pheelyks and pheelyks2 (the mods got mad at me for a bit, but we've moved on). You'll see plenty of threads in which shady competitors make ridiculous accusations against me and fail to substantiate them in the slightest. It's great fun, I guess...

spam alert

Nov 3, 2013
Check for this writer's history of fraud.


Nov 3, 2013
that's gonna slow your typing way down...


that's gonna slow your typing way down...

Nov 3, 2013
I've decided to throw my hand in once more.

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