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professor verb's word for the day

Oct 27, 2013
cocklaphobia (noun):

A fear of hats or headgear, what is under them, or of wearing them.

"Suffering from cocklaphobia, Jack did not want to serve in the military because headgear was required and soldiers scared the bejabbers out of him anyway."
ProfessorVerb  

i've had my eye on a large geode down at the rock shop...

Oct 24, 2013
send me your request

It's the big one from Brazil with one large crystal in the middle on the top shelf. The guy will know which one. Thanks!
ProfessorVerb  

or until you see two hats ...

Oct 24, 2013
Drink whiskey until it all goes away!

Also known as the "two-hats" method: Supplies needed: a four-poster bed, a bottle of whiskey and one hat. The cure: Hang your hat on the bedpost at the foot of your bed. Get into the bed and drink whiskey until you see two hats! Time required: Depends on weight and rate of consumption; generally, 30-60 minutes. Pregnant women, under-aged individuals, and those with a fear of hats ("cocklaphobia"*) should not use this alternative.
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My next word for the day...
ProfessorVerb  

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 23, 2013
Ubiquitous*
u·biq·ui·tous
adjective

1. present, appearing, or found everywhere: "Today, computers are ubiquitous in most countries, but there are some places in the world where ownership and access to computers are limited."

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*This is the most-frequently searched definition on the Internet today so learn this one good, kids!
99Essays@gmail. com  EssayChatOct 21, 2013
Littoral: adjective

Not to be confused with figgorative.
ProfessorVerb  

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 21, 2013
Littoral: adjective

1. of, relating to, or situated on the shore of the sea or a lake: "the littoral states of the Indian Ocean"
ProfessorVerb  

hey mods...

Oct 21, 2013
How about including "like" and "dislike" buttons and counters for posts and ads? You wouldn't have to call it "like" to avoid any infringement issue with YouKnowWhoBook; you could call it, say, "+" or "-" or ":-)" or ":-(" and everyone would know what it meant.
ProfessorVerb  

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 19, 2013
ululate (one of my favorites -- fun to say and it's fun to howl like a dog -- you guys* know what I mean):

ul·u·late
[uhl-yuh-leyt, yool-]
verb** (used without object), ul·u·lat·ed, ul·u·lat·ing.
1. to howl, as a dog or a wolf; hoot, as an owl.

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*Women may prefer to hoot like an owl over howling like a dog or wolf, but I don't know. Any votes? Mrs. Verb voted "owl."
**That's me!
ProfessorVerb  

the indians call it "maize" ...

Oct 18, 2013
verb's funny/corny ratio = 1/1000

ProfessorVerb  

professor verb's word for the day

Oct 18, 2013
e·pon·y·mous
adjective
1. (of a person) giving their name to something.

"Cool Britannia" goes back to Ben and Jerry's eponymous ice cream in Spring 1996, [which] met its sell-by-date within weeks ... —Harold Perkin, Times Literary Supplement, 18 Dec. 1998
ProfessorVerb  

i can beat that...

Oct 14, 2013
You will get a free cookie with each 148th order

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ProfessorVerb  

live bait, dog sitting, psychic readings?

Oct 14, 2013
Whatever you need ...

freelancewriter  

verb's funny/corny ratio = 1/1000

Oct 11, 2013
I respect Verb's writing a whole lot more than his sense of humor, but THAT'S f'n funny. Took you long enough, Buddy =)

i won't guarantee yo' grade ....

... but I'ma guarantee yo' satisfaction.

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i won't guarantee yo' grade ....

... but I'ma guarantee yo' satisfaction.

Contact Pimp Verb fo' all yo' academic research n' freestylin needs. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been freestylin fo' mo' than 43 muthaf*****' years n' done been a gangbangin' full-time academic thug since 1998. In truth, I have probably freestyled mo' academic projects than any suckas up in tha bidnizz todizzle.

My f****** clients:

* benefit from mah subscription ta Questia n' access ta EBSCO fo' peer-reviewed n' scholarly sources
* receive tha copyright ta they project
* is treated professionally wit confidentiality
* is tha best
* graduate

Ten cents per word. Y'all KNOW dat s***, mutha*****! Discounts available fo' actizzle duty military/veterans (please inquire), firefighters, repeat clients n' larger assignments.

Payment up in advizzle by PizzlePal only please (I gots a verified account). Thousandz n' thousandz of satisfied clients (really).

"Pimp Verb," PizzlePay" and "full-time academic thug" made me laugh...

ProfessorVerb  

it depends...

Oct 11, 2013
paste years

Usually age 3 to 6 years, I'd say.
ProfessorVerb  

my ad in "gangsta" (thanks to gizoogle)

Oct 10, 2013
i won't guarantee yo' grade ....

... but I'ma guarantee yo' satisfaction.

Contact Pimp Verb fo' all yo' academic research n' freestylin needs. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been freestylin fo' mo' than 43 muthaf*****' years n' done been a gangbangin' full-time academic thug since 1998. In truth, I have probably freestyled mo' academic projects than any suckas up in tha bidnizz todizzle.

My f****** clients:

* benefit from mah subscription ta Questia n' access ta EBSCO fo' peer-reviewed n' scholarly sources
* receive tha copyright ta they project
* is treated professionally wit confidentiality
* is tha best
* graduate

Ten cents per word. Y'all KNOW dat s***, mutha*****! Discounts available fo' actizzle duty military/veterans (please inquire), firefighters, repeat clients n' larger assignments.

Payment up in advizzle by PizzlePal only please (I gots a verified account). Thousandz n' thousandz of satisfied clients (really).

"Pimp Verb," PizzlePay" and "full-time academic thug" made me laugh...
ProfessorVerb  

i've gone through so much paper in my career...

Oct 9, 2013
Professor Verb *is* the paper.

... the trees tremble when I walk through the forest.
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the truth

Oct 9, 2013
Professor Verb doesn't write just the paper. Professor Verb *is* the paper.
99Essays@gmail. com  EssayChatOct 7, 2013
Maybe it's "a" grade, as in any grade :)

Heck, even I could guarantee that.
ProfessorVerb  

that's impossible ...

Oct 7, 2013
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Oct 7, 2013
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Oct 6, 2013
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ProfessorVerb  

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Oct 4, 2013
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ProfessorVerb  

"articugent"

Oct 4, 2013
articulate and diligent

or... "diliculate"?
ProfessorVerb  

sage advice...

Oct 2, 2013
I would recommend NOT paying drastically less than this if you are expecting original work of a premium standard - you would be playing with fire.

"Playing with fire":

"Used primarily to advise someone against a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for themselves or others around them" (Urban Dictionary).

"Fig. to do something dangerous or risky. (Usually playing with fire.) Be careful with that knife! You are playing with fire! If you mess with Max, you are playing with ..." (Free Dictionary).

"You're playing with fire if you're involved in an activity that could be dangerous, or could lead to problems in the future. For example:

--You're really playing with fire if you have loaded guns in the house, especially if there are kids around.

--Suzie says that if someone with mental or emotional problems smokes marijuana, they're playing with fire. She says it can make these problems much worse" (The English Club).

And then there's the bed-wetting issue:

"Freud (1905/1968) noted that it was common to warn children that playing with fire would lead to them wet the bed" (Heath, Hardesty & Goldfine, 1984, p. 274).

There's also Wikipedia's entry for Japanese superstitions:

"If you play with fire, you will wet your bed. (It makes children become aware of the danger of fire."

So remember kids, you get what you pay for and don't play with fire.
SRS  EssayChatOct 2, 2013
I would recommend NOT paying drastically less than this if you are expecting original work of a premium standard - you would be playing with fire.

very true.
wordsies  

burrito song

Oct 1, 2013
Burritos are good,
Burritos are tasty,
their divine flavor,
does not fade.
Burritos are my food,
my heavenly delight,
I just want to die,
If I don't have a burrito,
Tonight!
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